The steps of the scientific method are to:
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Do Background Research
Construct a Hypothesis
Test Your Hypothesis by Doing an Experiment
Analyze Your Data and Draw a Conclusion
Communicate Your Results
Ask a Question
Do Background Research
Construct a Hypothesis
Test Your Hypothesis by Doing an Experiment
Analyze Your Data and Draw a Conclusion
Communicate Your Results
Several days ago, I noticed what I found to be an interesting phenomenon. So I determined to do some investigating. Nancy Drew would be so proud!
I followed the steps of scientific method and have discovered a revolutionary new weight-loss tool. I'm serious. This post will fulfill the final step (Communicate Your Results) and I will no doubt be flooded with offers to write a book, or perhaps shoot an infomercial touting my new system.
And y'all can say, "I knew her when"!
Here's the low-down. I have discovered that EVERY time I shower I lose 2/10th's of a pound.
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. No kidding!
Luckily for me, none of the weight-loss guru's need to explain their goofy schemes, so I don't either. I just know it works.
For about 10 days now, I've weighed myself upon getting into the shower and upon getting out of the shower. I'm down .2 lbs each and every time!
Pretty great isn't it?
Now I've calculated it out: roughly 15 minutes to shower = .2 lbs weight-loss x 4 showers/hour x 8 hours/day = 64 pounds lost in 10 days!
I don't know about you, but I'm in...the shower that is. If I can reach my goal weight in less than 10 days, I'm on it like white on rice, Baby. Of course I'll look like a prune...but a very slender prune!
Or...
Maybe I'll just take this lady up on her offer to become accountability partners.
Perhaps, I should trade my pruny skin for some serious effort at eating better and moving more.
Naaaaaaah.
If you need me, I'll be in the shower.
Don't worry about interrupting me, nobody else does!
7 comments:
Diet and exercise? Pbbbthththth! Pass the shower gel and bath pouff!
You rock, Girl. This is going to be great.
Hee hee! If only that were true. Okay what do you do for the ones that retain water? I'm thinking marketing - make some type of salt scrub. :)
Girl, you better be careful your're gonna rub the hide off. I wonder how much you could lose if you took a long soaking rub bath of course with candles and a good book?
EXCUSE ME!!! But that would be tub bath, not rub bath (that's a whole different story) lol
I love the idea!! I'm thinking serious shower time in my near future. :)
I knew I should have taken a shower this morning before going to the Dr. The scales said I had gained exactly .2! Bummer! I'll do better next time, though!
I think I'll be taking 5/day. Next month I'll be a new woman. Now if only you can figure out how to lose it off of certain parts, and keep it where you want to keep it!
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